It was unlike any shindig you'd ever seen. The energy was reaching all time highs, growing at dangerously exponential levels. The pool was more beer than water at that point. We got a call saying the Joneses flight got canceled and they wouldn't be home until Wednesday. Michael Cera (or at least some kid who looked just like him) showed up. Anyway, I'm getting carried away. These 2000s have a Z87+ Safety Rating to keep the party going long after the cops show up.
